Due to the severe drought we are experiencing in my great state, it is very uncommon to wake up to cooler weather and a wet patio. While taking my dog out to pee I decided to have a seat on the patio furniture while on lunch. As soon as I set down I realized my mistake.
My pants were soaked!
Not wanting to miss my chance at a golden opportunity for pure comic relief.
I waddled to the bedroom and may or may not have loudly shouted that my water broke. My poor husband may have been sleeping, having worked a 12 hour shift the night before.
He may have jumped 5 feet in the air clutching his chest.
He may have called me a couple of ugly names, that I totally deserved, when he realized I was joking.
But!
That was some funny shit, y'all.
13 comments:
LMAO! I love it! Good work!
I am laughing so hard. We've got some odd weather here. I am wearing a hoodie and lined wind pants in July!
Oh, dude. That was TOO FUNNY. I love it!
I have been to the hospital (while pregnant) twice. Because I peed myself. AWESOME.
Ha! That is funny. Your poor poor husband!
Oh you are sooo bad lol! It reminds me of someone I know who was pulled over for speeding when she was about 7 months along. She had a bottle of water in the front seat and poured it over her lap so it would look like her water broke, which is what she told the cop. She said she was fine to drive and that it didn't hurt too badly. He believed her and let her go on w/o a ticket. :-)
Dude, faking labor is ALWAYS funny. Well, funny to me. Nobody else thinks it's that funny.
Nice!!!
Seriously---best laugh of the day!!! Thanks. Getting caught up. Will be sure to keep your grandparents in my prayers. Glad you are doing well with the baby and all is going according to the plan. Hope to touch base with you soon!!!!
bwahahaha! good one
THAT is just mean :)
Hey Marie! Checking in on you. How about an update soon!!! Hoping everything and everyone is doing well.
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