So this woman walks into a..

Have you ever had the dream where you walk into work naked?

Yeah, me too.

I walked into my office today running late getting back from lunch (as usual).They were waiting on me to get back as they needed some papers on my desk for a customer. So everyone was looking at me when I walked in the door.

I breeze in and everyone is just staring.

I look down and what do I have in my hand?

My portable breast pump.

I had been in a hurry when I jumped in the car and I guess I never sat it down I just had it in my hand while I was driving. So when I got out of the car I just carried it into work with me. I usually pump in my car in the afternoon since my office is so small that there is really no place for me to go.

Geeeod that sucks. So, do you think they knew what it was? I mean, the bell on it all but has a sign that says, "Put boobie here".

I shoved it under my desk as quickly as possible. Trying to only look a little mortified. Now it is sitting under my desk with my coat on top of it.

I forgot my purse so It looks like I will be carrying out the way I brought it in.

GAH! It's a good thing this is a short week.