Due to the severe drought we are experiencing in my great state, it is very uncommon to wake up to cooler weather and a wet patio. While taking my dog out to pee I decided to have a seat on the patio furniture while on lunch. As soon as I set down I realized my mistake.
My pants were soaked!
Not wanting to miss my chance at a golden opportunity for pure comic relief.
I waddled to the bedroom and may or may not have loudly shouted that my water broke. My poor husband may have been sleeping, having worked a 12 hour shift the night before.
He may have jumped 5 feet in the air clutching his chest.
He may have called me a couple of ugly names, that I totally deserved, when he realized I was joking.
That was some funny shit, y'all.