Friday, May 1, 2009

Fiber-Con

Ladies and Gentleman(Slyde),

I got *benefibered today.


*Definition of benefibered: When your husband dumps benefiber, by the TABLESPOON(s), into your orange juice without your knowledge because that is the ONLY way you will take it, tasteless of not. Then you find out and sit at your desk in fear that he used too much and that your ass is going to explode.

13 comments:

Beautiful Mess said...

LMAO! Did you ever so politely say "thank you"? Maybe with a smack to the head?

Marie said...

Well, he has the best intentions. He works nights and I keep calling him at night yelling "I can't poooop". So he is trying to help.

Aunt Becky said...

I am now laughing my ass off. I needed that today, duder. Thanks.

(your husband sounds like me. Daver is the most stubborn person ever)

Peeveme said...

Too f*cking funny! Well, not for you but for the rest of us....thanks for the laugh.

Christina said...

How sneaky!

Morgan said...

LMAO!! Now that's some funny "shit"! ;)

Peeveme said...

Hi,
Thanks for the tip about lysol spray and wipes killing viruses. I didn't know that. Will be buying them.

honeywine said...

Time to make him some SPECIAL hot chocolate. ;) lol

To A T said...

LMAO!! Too funny!

looking4#3 said...

Thank you for a great laugh---I so needed it!!!
Thanks for "delurking" on my blog. I am glad you like it...although it is a little down right now.
Hopefully I will be up to posting more "horrendous" MIL stories soon..God knows I've got a ton!!!

looking4#3 said...

I just spent the last three hours reading your blog from begining to end. You brought me from complete tears (February 2009) to absolute hysterical laughter!!!! Thanks---I so needed to read your story!!!!

looking4#3 said...

Damn, it me again. Now, I have to tell you that I nominated you for a Sisterhood Award. Go to my blog and check it out!!! :)

Lola said...

HA! Smooth move tea time for him.