Marie: Here E I got you a cookie from subway
E: Mom, why is there 2 halfs of a cookie in here?
Marie: I didn't know which one you wanted so I saved you half of both
E: Well I just would have liked one WHOLE one.
Marie: You know, I didn't have to save you any cookies!!!
E: Next time I like chocolate chip...A WHOLE ON. You get 3 cookies for 1 dollar how come there is only 2 halfs.
Marie: Just eat what is there E
*what a turd he totally busted me I couldn't decide on the one that I wanted. I ate the whole peanut butter one.*