Dear Top Colleges,
Stop calling to speak to my boss. Please.
He did not request information on colleges on the Internet yesterday.
IT was me and it was a total accident.
To the ass-monkey that I spoke to on the phone,
"You will not be able to talk to my boss for him to request to be taken off your list. He has a PHD and, I assure you, has no interest in furthering his college career."
The only reason that you were alerted of this request is I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a pop up and I don't need you alerting HIM that I was dicken around on the Internet.
Have a nice day.