The shit that runs through my head

I am so glad that Conner's poop schedule is so that I don't have to change those blowouts. (Thank you Nana)

My grandfather sorta looks like Hugh Hefner and he is a minister. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed that?

I can't wait to go see Christmas lights tonight.

I wonder if we will have to pull over so I can breast feed.

It's weird how I don't think anything about whipping out a tit in front of Eric's dad.

I would never do that in front of my own dad.

I think it would be weird to breast feed if I had a daughter.

We call Conner a boob man.

That's just weird.