Friday, August 22, 2008

The dream

Ok, while the dream is not as fresh as this morning; I did make notes so I think it will be ok.

My dream started with Eric bringing me a positive pee stick and telling me it was positive. I did not remember peeing on one but I didn't care. Heck. I was seeing a positive pee stick. It was the one with a plus sign with I hardly ever use not really sure which brand though. I was all excited and was going to tell everyone at the FAMILY GATHERING that we were having.

Well the next thing you know I am at the SKATING RINK and in walks B*LL CL*NTON and says "I am here for the Reunion and I need help getting to your house" I swear with my hand on the bible this is what I said to him

"Look even though you were the president. My husband is a very jealous man and he will beat the living shit out of you if you touch me" (yes I curse even while dreaming apparently).

We get home and I live in a mobile home. I am not saying there is anything wrong with mobile homes I have owned a few of them. However, I do not live in one now but I didn't seem concerned.

I get in the house and then get ready to go to school. My,well, somebody I don't remember who now said "You go to school at night" and I am all "Well, shit, I need to be at work then. I then realize that I am so late for work and I did not call so I am screwed.

Just then there is a knock at the door and it is my boss. Well my one of them. The one who sits and talks and reads to me all day. She is all looking in that glass window in mobile home doors and she sees me.

So I start acting as sick as I can so that I don't get in trouble.

The phone starts ringing loudly and I can't act feeble and try to find the phone so I'm saying somebody please get the phone.

I then wake up and realize it is the alarm.

I got up early so I could umm assist Eric with his dreaded task...(at hand). I can't really elaborate because he will get all mad. But just know that I was an ass and laughed the ENTIRE time. I got kicked out and was banned from the bedroom.

I am such an ass sometimes..oops

*snicker snicker snicker
*giggle giggle

16 comments:

Tiffanie said...

umm, wow! you are very busy in your dreams! and, i love it that you still swear in them!

M de P said...

I love the reaction to Clinton!! I won't comment on your hubby's "task", so as not to embarrass him. :)

Jaymee said...

Huge kudos on not talking about hubby's task. My husband gets no such privacy, I don't let him read my blog. Mainly because I can't keep myself from publicly humiliating him.

As for your dreams, I have no clue. They seem entertaining though.

Jen said...

Nice dream! I am impressed with your recall too, I am not so good at remembering my dreams.

Beautiful Mess said...

*laughing* Loved the dream. I have a dream book, but it said nothing about dreaming about presidents, sorry. Swearing in your dream in priceless. *"Look even though you were the president. My husband is a very jealous man and he will beat the living shit out of you if you touch me" (yes I curse even while dreaming apparently).*<---LOVED that part! Have a GREAT weekend
-D *ICLW*

Danifred said...

I can't believe how much of your dreams you remember. I love that you were at the skating rink when Clinton came to visit!

Kristin said...

ROFL...that is funny. I LOVE what you said to Cl*nton

Anne said...

I had a crazy dream that involved me frantically searching for a lost 2-year-old whose parents had sent him outside to search for something. I searched for days and days and then woke up. That seemed kind of obvious ... I've been in fertility treatments for two years (searching for my baby) and am looking for an egg donor (aka: mother in the dream) to help me find him.
Your dream is less obvious. I'm not sure what it means overall, but here's what I think of your elements:

positive pregnancy test -- your dreams.
B*ll Cl*nton -- this depends on how you feel about him. Personally, I have a huge crush on him (even if he is a liar and womanizer). Maybe he represents lies, disappointment, sex or just plain old SPERM!
Skating Rink -- younger, carefree days.
Boss -- authority figure who makes you do things when you'd rather do something else.
College - again, younger and more carefree days.
Family Gathering -- Your ultimate goal here -- to have a bigger family to gather.

Visiting via ICLW.

Io said...

I am so glad I never had to be there with Al at that uh, "moment" in time. I would have laughed too. I'm not awesome like Lolly.
I never remember to write down my dreams because when I wake up and they are fresh I am so sure I will remember them.

Keri said...

Dude, that is one wierd dream!

ICLW

KimboSue said...

The dream was hysterical! And I think all hubbies are embarrassed by the "task!"

ICLW

alicia said...

ohh I hope your dream is a sign! well the first part anways ha ha!

thanks for commenting on my blog!

ICLW

honeywine said...

ROFL I've had some outrageous ones too so I won't say you know what about signs and all that. You've probably heard it all before. I would totally have ratted M. out on that btw. lol There are no secrets on the Hill!

Arpee said...

Thanks for visiting my blog.

Am not a dream interpreter though, so can't help you here. :)

nh said...

Good recall of your dream!

And I've been kicked out of the bedroom (for giggling) a few times when hubby had a similar task!

(ICLW)

Katie said...

visiting here from ICLW and what an interesting post to start with! I couldn't even guess what all of that meant.