Thursday, June 19, 2008

lard ass

Why do Capri pants make my ass feel so huge?????

Signed,
Jumbo Butt

5 comments:

Io said...

Yo jumbo butt. I hear ya.

astral said...

I get capris pants that have pockets on the butt. I think that helps.

astral said...

I have a new IF blog: http://itiswritteninthestars.blogspot.com/ I'm still keeping Monogrammed Mom too. I can't remember if I told you or not.

Jen said...

I used to hate capri pants until I wore them as a summer camp teacher. They were so good to me that year that I am no longer allowed to complain about them. Of course, my camp t-shirt covered my butt. :)

kate said...

Ah, capri pants can be evil if they aren't the right length. Try shortening them a bit to bring the attention to your assuredly-lovely calves and ankles and see if that doesn't improve things. If not, then BURN 'EM!

Signed,
Jelly Belly