I am totally terrified of storms...I mean I get shit-faced and still hide in a corner and sob. Here is the conversation that took place at lunch.
Eric: "did you bring home a pizza"?
Me: "no, is there not something here you can eat?"
Eric: "No and we need to keep everything stocked for all the tornadoes we are supposed to have this weekend."
Me: Ummm What????
Just checked forcast...shit...damn hurricane. I do not live on the coast therefore should not be in danger of this shit.