Little old fart

My son is sooo funny. When I picked him up he informed me that he wasn't in the mood to play with a bunch of kids. He wanted to go to an adult restaurant for a home cooked meal. I took him to a local mom & pop establishment where he ordered chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, gravy, mac and cheese and peach cobbler and he ate it all. Then is grabbed my wallet and told the waitress that he was paying and money was no object!.